"Right, but then Logan was getting way too into the gang wars,
and my dad kicked him out of the house, and then I started dating Duncan."
"Yeah. But what I didn't know is that he had knocked up his really
religious comatose girlfriend, and so he had to flee to Australia with the baby."
I kinda hope Neve Campbell dies in this one.
Also, Scream franchise, do you not remember that the film-class-to-explain-everything has been done before...by you? And, that one had Joshua Jackson. And Buffy.
Starts at 4:27.