It's the millennium; motives are incidental.

"Right, but then Logan was getting way too into the gang wars,

and my dad kicked him out of the house, and then I started dating Duncan."

"Again?"

"Yeah. But what I didn't know is that he had knocked up his really

religious comatose girlfriend, and so he had to flee to Australia with the baby."

"Oh."

So pumped.

I kinda hope Neve Campbell dies in this one.

Also, Scream franchise, do you not remember that the film-class-to-explain-everything has been done before...by you? And, that one had Joshua Jackson. And Buffy.

Starts at 4:27.