with a heavy allegorical slant
resuscitation of my sins
disengage this friendship
rectify my belligerent ways
languishing somewhere in TV obscurity
statute of limitations on angst
analyzing our sad little adolescent lives
This makes me very sad because two of these episodes with such easily-mocked dialogue were written by Rob Thomas, a.k.a. personally beloved Veronica Mars writer.
Also, a quick note:
The quality of filming of the first few episodes is horrific. Between the glaring positioning discrepancies between shots, visible microphones, and clearly audible shuffling of the crew during quiet heart-to-hearts, Dawson could actually do a better job.
I leave you with this fantastic quote.
"Have you realized it's been nearly two weeks since Jen and I broke up, and not once has she made an effort to get together?"