WHAT?!?

So, remember when I ranted about the facebook ads?  I swear to God (pun absolutely intended), this just showed up on my facebook wall...

Missing: Jesus

Last seen 3 days after death.  Carpenter by trade; wears beard.  Known aliases: Lord, Son of God,  Almighty, JC, Emmanuel.  Reward if found.

I have taken religion classes for 15 years of my life, and I don't have a clue as to what this is all about.  Am I having a vision?  Cause if God knew me (like he's supposed to), he would know that this is probably the best way to contact me...