because she is a goddess.

             

Because she is a goddess.  Because not only did she star in The Mary Tyler Moore Show and lend her voice to The Wild Thornberrys (who knew?) but she can be spotted in THE STORY OF US (which very well might be the only Bruce Willis film I've ever seen).  Because she is a spitfire who swears like a sailor.  And because for her appearance on My Life on the D-List, she wore a dog sweater.