Romeo, Take Me Somewhere We Can Be Alone

I cannot express the pure ecstasy and excitement I felt upon seeing this photo for the first time.

Yes, it's true.  Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner will be part of the romantic comedy Valentine's Day which will be released during Valentine's Day weekend of next year (of course).  I simply adore the fact that they're wearing crowns in this picture, and that pictures have been released of them in gym class uniforms, and the fact that their names, being the same, can't be merged into a corny couple hybrid.  However, I am not excited for this movie.

Why?  Because it stars every romcom celebrity known to humanity (Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Julia Roberts, Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Garner, Patrick Dempsey, Topher Grace, Jamie Foxx, and Queen Latifah), and I'm sure it includes every romcom cliche as well.  While I'll most likely end up going to the theatre to see this movie just for the Taylors Swift and Lautner, I'll stay because of my undying hope to see the reprisal of the romantic tension between Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Garner, first seen in Alias.  

Also, Taylor Swift, I love that you never wear anything but boots.  Even when it's hot out.