Because You All Wanted To Learn More About Kristen Stewart

When I first saw Twilight, I thought that Kristen Stewart had been plucked out of obscurity and thrown on the screen, and that this was one of the reasons she is so painfully awkward in interviews.  However, since that first viewing, I have seen OMGBELLA in a handful of movies she made pre-Twilight.

And this is when I realized that all of her other roles have just been preparing her for Twilight.  She would not be the cough-actress-cough she is today without these other films.  

Let's take a look:

1.  OMGBELLA is always the new kid.  She only goes to science classes.  Her lab partners are always her soulmates.  Watch up until 0:37.

2.  OMGBELLA is always awkward, but you should see her squirm when she talks to her dad, especially about boys.  Oh yeah, her dad's always a way more likable character.  Watch from 5:16 to 5:45.  Watch for an extra fifteen seconds to hear her dad quote High School Musical.

3.  OMGBELLA loves to hang out in a tanktop and undies.  But really, what teenage girl doesn't???  Her second favorite thing to do?  Get sexually rejected by an older guy.

4.  I don't know if you know this, but writhing around on the floor in the appropriate manner takes practice.  In Panic Room, OMGBELLA's character has a seizure, and she teaches us all the important difference between seizing due to lack of insulin and seizing due to vampire bite: how much you look like you're having an orgasm.  Watch from 3:59 to 4:48.

and just so you can see what I'm talking about...

2:27 all the way to 5:17.