Bonnie and Clyde Remake: Part 2: Outrage

After doing some research on the new Bonnie and Clyde movie for that last post, here are two things I learned that infuriated yours truly.

1. It's not actually a remake of Bonnie and Clyde. It's about the characters, but about a different time in their lives. I was not led to believe this is a totally different movie about the real people Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, but rather, what you didn't see in the first movie. Wait, you mean, before they met...or AFTER THEY DIED?!? Sorry if I just ruined the movie for you, but the "sequel" probably would've done that anyway.

2. We knew Hilary Duff was gonna be Bonnie. Clyde, however, will be played by Kevin Zegers. Now, if that name doesn't automatically ring a bell, don't feel bad- I had to imdb him. He's the kid from AirBud. That's AirBud, AirBud: Golden Receiver, AirBud: World Pup, AND AirBud: Seventh Inning Fetch. I don't necessarily have a problem with Zegers himself...I do have a problem with that many sports puns being that close together, but I don't have a problem with Zegers. It's just that Warren Beatty leaves some pretty big shoes to fill, and I don't want those shoes going straight to DVD. Please, Zegers, please, prove me wrong.

ALSO, if they leave out the impotent part, I'm gonna be pissed.

(Fine, Zegers, here's a hot picture of you cause now I feel bad.)