Friday, February 20, 2009

Facebook Ads, You Are Making Me BLIND

Have you seen the facebook ad with the girl with the two sets of eyes and mouths? Freaky and weird, check. Makes me dizzy every time I see it, check. Probably speeding up the deterioration of my eyes caused by looking at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, check (I'm writing this post with my eyes closed).

BUT WAIT, Facebook wants to creep me out and wreck my eyes even further! There's a new ad with a BABY. A four-eyed, two-mouthed baby. A creepy mythological-creature-looking baby. A baby that, upon viewing it, has the same effects of the Ark of the Covenant...except this was given directly to Facebook from the hands of the Devil. A baby whose image is the reason Justin Long got his eyes ripped out in the final scene of Jeepers Creepers- he just couldn't stand looking at that Facebook ad.

I don't feel bad about ruining Jeepers Creepers for you...or babies.

1 comment:

  1. I can't believe you bastards ruined that movie for me. You assholes.