Have you seen the facebook ad with the girl with the two sets of eyes and mouths? Freaky and weird, check. Makes me dizzy every time I see it, check. Probably speeding up the deterioration of my eyes caused by looking at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, check (I'm writing this post with my eyes closed).
BUT WAIT, Facebook wants to creep me out and wreck my eyes even further! There's a new ad with a BABY. A four-eyed, two-mouthed baby. A creepy mythological-creature-looking baby. A baby that, upon viewing it, has the same effects of the Ark of the Covenant...except this was given directly to Facebook from the hands of the Devil. A baby whose image is the reason Justin Long got his eyes ripped out in the final scene of Jeepers Creepers- he just couldn't stand looking at that Facebook ad.
I don't feel bad about ruining Jeepers Creepers for you...or babies.
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