Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Things I Will Be Giving Up For Lent

- Swearing
- Television
- Unclean meat
- Having too much fun
- Running With Scissors (the movie and the action)
- Guiltlessly mocking others about their Disney Princess e-mail signatures (I'm still going to mock them, but now I'll feel guilty)
- Boats
- Hoes
- Telling people they're pretty and asking if they agree
- Overbooking airplanes
- Talking about sex, talking about you and me, talking about all the good things and the bad things that may be
- Madonna (not the virgin Mary, the other one)
- Gossip Girl advertisements
- Chet from The Real World
- J.D. from The Real World
- Katelynn from The Real World
- Counting down until the little Jonas brother is 18

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