Things I Will Be Giving Up For Lent

- Swearing

- Television

- Unclean meat

- Having too much fun

- Running With Scissors (the movie and the action)

- Guiltlessly mocking others about their Disney Princess e-mail signatures (I'm still going to mock them, but now I'll feel guilty)

- Boats

- Hoes

- Telling people they're pretty and asking if they agree

- Overbooking airplanes

- Talking about sex, talking about you and me, talking about all the good things and the bad things that may be

- Madonna (not the virgin Mary, the other one)

- Gossip Girl advertisements

- Chet from The Real World

- J.D. from The Real World

- Katelynn from The Real World

- Counting down until the little Jonas brother is 18